Capital One keeps trying to get me to finance a car

I have a Capital One card. I paid it off a few months ago. Ever since I have been getting little emails from Capital One. Apparently they miss me.

They miss me so much that they want me to finance a car so that we can rekindle our relationship. Every month I get an email that reads:

Wouldn’t it be nice to shop for your next car with your financing already in hand? With Capital One Auto Finance® you can head to the dealer and shop like a cash buyer. That way, you can focus on the important things—gas mileage, color, extras, etc. Complete our easy, no-hassle online application today.

And it is complete with the attractive model with car keys in hand, looking very joyful.

Little do they know that I plan on never financing a car ever again. Muah hahahaha.