Dear Orchard Bank: I want to break up with you

Back in April I discussed being bumblefucked by Orchard Bank and their sneaky payment holding tactics. Well, it is with great pleasure that I can now tell Orchard Bank that our relationship is over!

Woo hoo.

Of course, if you remember my previous post then you know that they also raised my credit limit. Wankers.

So, Orchard Bank, I won’t fall for it. We had a long relationship. I thought we had a good thing for a while there. But then I realized that you were just using me. And we are so over.