And also…

Let us not forget a few vacations we couldn’t actually afford at the time of travel. And, uh, submission fees to screenwriting contests and film festivals. Oh, and remember that short-lived period where I thought I wanted to get a higher degree in sociology? That was a thousand dollars right there. And, is it my imagination, or have we been discussing fees for some extraordinarily costly summer acting programs located in the most expensive city in the United States?

Will we bumblefuck ourselves further? Only time will tell.